Survivor One World - Feb 22/12 and who you voted to win

So lets kick off this party by telling you who voted for whom to win the 1,000,000 prize. In no particular order: Cheryl voted for Matt Roberta voted for Christina Lisa and Pat voted for Sabrina Lynn, Mitzi and Jeff voted for Chelsea Jack voted for Monica Selina and Donna voted for Kim Rick voted for Jay Good luck everyone. The person who picks the ultimate winner (or the last of the above people to be eliminated) will win $20.00. The whole Survivor buff idea is getting a little too pricey, so in the absence of fundraising bingos I have had to discontinue the buffs. If you have a Survivor buff in your closet, treasure it as it will now become a collector's item. We begin this episode as the women of Salani return from Tribal Council. Christina takes Alicia aside wanting to talk and clear the air. Alicia says "forget it" and gives her a big hug but privately tells us that she is thankful Christina "made herself look crazy" at Tribal Council and says if she saw her drowning in the ocean she would look the othe way. Oh, and in Alicia's view Nina looks like a bag of rocks. Good. We have established a new standard for two-faced bitchery. Let's move on. The women decide to hold a meeting. Sabrina feels that the tribe needs to set some ground rules. During the course of the meeting Sabrina emerges as the leader given that she doesn't get upset and doesn't bark out orders. Sabrina accepts the leadership role graciously. Her first leadership test comes with a Do-It-Yourself challenge. Who knows, maybe Dimples was on the mainland buying new shirts or something because the Survivors have to run this challenge on their own. Each tribe has a crate filled with about 5 gazillion pounds of knotted rope. Somewhere in the middle of the rope is a ring. The first team to get their rope out of the crate and unknot it enough to recover the ring will win reward - a giant tarp, as well as the crate and the rope. Ultimately the men win the challenge and take their tarp back to use as a setting for the "dream camp". As Camp Manono is being pimped out, Colton sits on the swing, acts bored and swishes off to visit the girls. This is not lost on the men who feel that Colton has the women in the palm of his hand. What they don't realize is that the women are also sick of Colton. "Bad dog..go home". They kick him out of camp saying they need to talk about girl stuff and tribe strategy. But Colton is soon back, this time in tears. Sabrina privately calls him a drama queen and tells us he is moving closer to jerkdom by the minute. He is sent away by Kim who tells him that having him in camp is not an option. At Camp Manono, Tarzan is pole dancing (well really he is dancing with a stick but pole dancing sounds way cooler). In the midst of the floor show Colton pulls out the Immunity Idol give to him by Sabrina. "I am going to use this at the next Tribal Council", he tells Troy and Jonas who suddenly have a new respect for Colton (which I don't share - way too early to pull out the idol). At the Immunity Challenge Dimples is wearing a sea green shirt, thereby confirming my theory that he was away shopping on the mainland and missed the Reward Challenge. However he shows up for this one because the girls are in bikinis lined up on a balance beam over the water. So are the guys. The task is for the person on one end to move around all their tribe mates to the platform at the end without falling in, without knocking anyone else in and without touching more than one person at a time. The men sail through this challenge, probably because any additional touching of uncovered male flesh is the last thing they want to do. The women are constantly being penalized for touching more than one person, meaning they have to jump in the water and start over. In the end the men win immunity before the women have their second contestant to the platform. It is a rout and many of the women are embarassed. Kat (my girl, sadly) could not get past anyone and even jumped in the water twice when she didn't have to. No one could hear strategy over her cheerleading. Nina is painfully aware that she, Christina and Monica are pitted against the "young" alliance of Kat, Sabrina, Alicia and Chelsea. She is also very angry at Kat who she calls a dumb blonde (whoa that's a little insulting) and dumber than dumb. Knowing she is a target Nina talks to Chelsea and tries to draw her away from the "young" alliance. Chelsea agrees that the women have been an embarassment to her and goes to talk to Kim. Kim also agrees that Kat is young and dumb and pretty much useless but says that the alliance needs to see them as trustworthy. And so the women troop off to Tribal Council which is somewhat more subdued than last time. The biggest excitement comes when Dimples tells them he feels like he is talking to a bunch of sixth graders. Ouch. When the votes are tallied it is Nina, the veteran cop who is going home taking our own Kathy with her. Bon Voyage Kathy. We hope you will stay with us in spirit. Until next week Outwit, Outplay, Outlast Pat (aka Kat I am so going down Edorsson)