And now, here is the who's who of Survivor for the upcoming season:
Lisa Lisa Lisa...you are saddled with the infamous Benjamin (Coach) Wade, the 39 year old Soccer Coach/Pastor/Symphony Conductor from Susanville, California. Coach has appeared on Survivor Tocantins and Survivor Heroes and Villains.
Donna, you have snared Oscar (Ozzie) Lusth the 30 year old surfer from Venice, California. Ozzie appeared on Survivor Cook Island and Survivor Micronesia. He was amazing at challenges but never won the big prize.
Kathy, you will be matched with Albert Destrade, a 26 year old Baseball/Dating Coach (with great abs) from Plantation Florida.
Lorelee you will be paired with Brandon Hantz, a 19 year old oil Tanker Crewman from Katy Texas. While they don't seem to be making a big production of it on the website, Brandon is the nephew of Russell Hantz (aka Evil Garden Gnome from Heroes vs Villains).
Rick and I are in a threesome with Christine Shields Markoski, a 39 year old teacher from Merrick, NY. (this is what you meant when you said you wanted a threesome, right Rick?)
Cheryl, you will be conjugating and parsing with Dawn Meehan, a 41 year old English Professor from Souh Jordan, Utah.
Jack, you will be numb when you find out you are paired with Edna Mah, a 35 year old Los Angeles anesthesiologist.
Jeff, you will be flipping your feather boa along with Elyse Umemoto, a 27 year old Las Vegas Dance Team Manager.
Georgia, you will be paired with Jim Rice, a 35 year old Medical Marijuana Dispenser from Denver Colorado.
Roberta, you will be studying tortes with John Cochran, 24, a Harvard Law Student from Washington DC
Pam, you can sleep well knowing your water supply is safely in the hands of Keith Tollefson, a 26 year old water treatment tech from Edina, Minnesota.
Jan, you can be sure that no mystery will be left unsolved and no idol will be left unfound, since you are paired with Mark Caruso, a 48 year old retired NYPD police detective from Forest Hills NY .
Selina, you will be adjusting your thong along with Mikhayla Wingle, a 22 year old Lingerie Football Player (whatever the hell that is) and former Playboy cover girl from Tampa Florida.
Debbie, you will be riding double with Rick Nelson, 51, a rancher from Aurora Utah.
Marie, I have no idea what a spoken word artist does, but you are paired with one by the name of Semhar Tadesse, 24, from Los Angeles.
Mitzie, you will be pulling splinters and treating bug bites along with Sophie Clarke, a 22 year old medical student from Willsboro, New York.
Lynn, you will be paired with Stacey Powell, 44, a mortician from Grand Prairie Texas. Again, no joke that I could come up with would do this justice.
Barb (my long lost buddy) you will be singing the hurtin' songs along with Whitney Duncan, a 27 year old country music singer from Nashville Tennesee.
And there you have it. Lynn will be doing the update duties for the first three weeks of Survivor while I am away. You can still send your votes in to me before the second episode telling me who you think will win the million dollars. If the e-mail isn't received by 7:00 pm. (my time) on Wednesday September 21 it won't count.
Hasta Luego my Survivor friends! See you in October.
